Once upon a time I found myself at the Paideia Institute in Stockholm, which is a Jewish Studies consortium, which, interestingly, has a Greek name.
Alexander the Great had this idea that by reading a textual compendium and learning the Greek language, one could become Greek.
While the idea of reading Jewish texts as a sole means to conversion is obviously incongruent with this idea, the fact remains that a language is a family, or a club. This is even truer with not commonly studied languages.
We all know the feeling of being in a group with inside jokes and similar personalities.
With learning a language, you get to be in one more group each time you learn a new one.
The more you learn a given language in-depth, the more your identity is connected to that club.
The club is not just the people from the countries where the language is spoken. It is also the students that are undertaking the same initiation process as you.
And you are welcome to leave the group at any time in your life by means of not rehearsing your language. But even then, there will be times that will bring your previous engagements with it to mind.
The initiation ceremony may require that you know some combination of the following:
- The popular songs (those well-regarded as well as those considered “trashy” or “guilty pleasure” or “only good for dancing”).
- The holidays and their traditions and songs.
- Tongue twisters and peculiar traits of the language.
- An awareness of how various religions that influenced the culture
- The loanwords from various other languages
- General mindsets, memes, inside jokes, and common untranslatable cultural references.
Now for this exercise I would like you to think up your dream language and insert it, in your minds eye, wherever (X) is.
You, (your name here), have chosen to become a member of the (X) club, whose members are worldwide and come from more backgrounds that you can comprehend. They are not limited to (countries where the language is spoken), and the current members will be more than glad to have you join them, or even spend time with them.
In so doing, you will take upon yourself the ways of the (X) language, and learn not only its grammar, its words, and its dialogues but you will also take upon yourself the (X) way of life, to whatever degree you can.
In so doing, you will learn many of our secrets, which are secrets insofar as they are not known to outsiders. As long as you show that you are committed, we will relate the history of our language and our people to you, as well as our soft spots and our values, all of which are, in fact, communicated solely by virtue of the language itself.
The (X) language may prove difficult for you and will frustrate you, but it will be the key to a new land and innumerable friendships and employment opportunities that you will not regret for a minute.
Even if you learn the (X) only to a weak degree, we (most of us, that is) will accept you and your commitment. We appreciate any time you spend with our society and hope that you share our world with your family and friends that haven’t chosen to join. And who knows? Maybe they’ll come along as well.
This is a task of much dedication. This is a journey that will spell much mirth but also much pain and frustration and feeling stupid.
But the rewards that you will reap will know no limits.
So what say you? Do you want to join our family?
You don’t need a passport.
You don’t need a good singing voice.
All you need is a drive. Experiment. Be persistent. Don’t give up.
And if you have that desire to join us…not only will we be thankful to you and your efforts, but you will be grateful to yourself.
Ready to join?